{100}{}{You see the slave driver.}
{101}{}{You see Cerberus.}
{102}{}{You see a muscular man covered in tatoos and piercing. He has a terrifying scar across his face and very little teeth. He's called Cerberus and he is the slave driver.}
{103}{}{You killed Cerberus, the slave driver. The spirits of the slaves he killed are now avenged. You get 150 Experience Points.}
{104}{}{You killed Cerberus, the slave driver. Your anal virginity is now avenged. You get 150 Experience Points.}
{105}{}{Cerberus is naked and all covered in oil. He gagged you and is certainly having fun...}
{106}{}{You have become Cerberus' Errand Boy, but it was a real pain in the ass... You get 300 Experience Points.}

{150}{}{Strange, they're quieter than normal...}
{151}{}{Uh-oh.}
{152}{}{Go back to work!}
{153}{}{Don't you have duties to perform?}
{154}{}{You useless scab! You don't work, you don't live!}

#staging escape
{160}{}{WH- WHAT?! Hey, you! Where's the rest of the slaves?!}
{161}{}{[Say nothing, attack.]}
{162}{}{Uhm, uh, sir, I have no idea, I was about to ask my guard...}
{163}{}{[To his radio] Boys, this is Cerberus speaking. We've got a massive worker escape event! Find them and... KILL'EM ALL!!!}

#Errand person talk
{200}{}{Shouldn't you be working, slave?}

{201}{}{Oh, great Cerberus! How one could become your Errand Boy?}
{202}{}{Oh, great Cerberus! How one could become your Errand Girl?}
{203}{}{I want to be your Errand Boy.}
{204}{}{I want to be your Errand Girl.}
{205}{}{Can I have a coffee break?}
{206}{}{Sorry to disturb you.}

{207}{}{[Looks you up and down with a sinister smile, then touches your bum.] Well, well. You want to be my Errand Boy? How fortunate! I already grew tired with the present one...} #dude is male
{208}{}{[Takes your arm and squeezes] Heh-heh. You could bring me a lot of fun, I think. Especially that the present Errand Boy is tiresome.}  #dude is female
{209}{}{GET BACK TO WORK, YE SLACKER!}
{210}{}{I WILL NOT REPEAT AGAIN - GET TO WOOOOORK!!!!!}
{211}{}{You've been warned, now DIE!}

{212}{}{Uh-- so what do I do?} #male
{213}{}{Uh-- What do you mean exactly?} #female

{214}{}{If you want to be my Errand Boy, come to me tonight. Talk to your guard and you'll be escorted to my place.}
{215}{}{If you want to be my Errand Girl, you have to kill the present Errand Boy. Hand to hand. Right now.}

{216}{}{[Gulp] Uhm, OK.}
{217}{}{Over my dead body!}
{218}{}{OK, I'll do it!}
{219}{}{Kill him?! Just for your fun?! No way!}

{220}{}{Fine! See you tonight, little bunny!}
{221}{}{I'm not a necrophile, so GET OUTTA MY SIGHT!}
{222}{}{Oh, great! This is where the fun begins!}
{223}{}{THEN GET OUTTA MY SIGHT!}
#returns
{224}{}{What is it, you've changed your mind?}

{225}{}{Yes, I will come tonight after all.}
{226}{}{Yes, I want to confront the Errand Boy.}
{227}{}{No. I just wanted to chat.} #go to 209/211

{228}{}{Glad you've made the right decision. Talk to your guard in the evening.}
{229}{}{Glad you've made the right decision. Let's go!}
{230}{}{I'd better get back to work.}

#gay party
{300}{}{Oh, yeah!}
{301}{}{Mmmmm!}
{302}{}{Oof! Oh, boy! You're so thick! It's delicious!}
{303}{}{Mbmbmb!!}
{304}{}{I know it hurts, baby! It always hurts the first time...}
{305}{}{MBMBMBMMMMBMMB!!!}
{306}{}{Relax, my little honey bunny! Can't you feel the extasy?}
{307}{}{...}
{308}{}{Oh, you're wonderful!}
#fade out and in
{309}{}{Mhm! Oh, pretty boy! I think I'll do it the third time too!}
{310}{}{::cry::}
{311}{}{Did I mention that my real name was Daryl?}
#fade out and in
{312}{}{Oh, you naughty one! You exhausted your lovin' Darrie!}
{313}{}{...}
{314}{}{It's OK for now. I'll have a guard escort you back. See you tomorrow, honey!}

#New initial cutscene
{400}{}{Why the fuck aren't you working?!}
{401}{}{I refuse to be kept in slavery! I refuse to be forced to work! I refuse to...}
{402}{}{OUCH!}
{403}{}{Could you repeat that please? I didn't hear well...}
{404}{}{No, mercy!}
{405}{}{Come again?}
{406}{}{Please, mercy! I'll work!}
{407}{}{Just... stop... }
{408}{}{beating... me!}
{409}{}{Stupid fucker. Guards! Take that meatsack away!}
{410}{}{And tell the cook to get me liver tonight.}
