{100}{}{You see a bar patron.}
{101}{}{You see Mark.}
{102}{}{You see a malcontent bar patron wearing a leather jacket and a baseball cap. He looks veeery depressed.}

#Fixed parameter == 0
{200}{}{There's a giant hole in my heart, but all I have to do is fill it up with alcohol.}
{201}{}{It closes all the holes, it hides all my boredom and subdues my restlessness.}
{202}{}{It enhances my personality, but makes me order three orders of buffalo wings when I would normally have just one.}
{203}{}{It forces me to bob my head to songs that I really, really hate.}
{204}{}{And it makes me want to strike someone at the bar who orders two waters with lemon.}
{205}{}{And once again I find myself bobbing my head to a mediocre song, }
{206}{}{when I notice two marginally attractive girls parking it next to me at the bar sipping spring water with a twist of lemon.}

#Fixed parameter == 1
{210}{}{I'm ready to puke when a small child sits next to me at the bar but that's ok because to me other people's kids are fine.}
{211}{}{So it's no surprise that it's parents are ordering water with lemon and a root beer for the child.}
{212}{}{Do you ever find yourself striving for perfection with a virtually worthless attempt at it and is that why I find myself eavesdropping constantly?}

#Fixed parameter == 2
{220}{}{Sports bars are the best places to meet people you hate.}
{221}{}{Not that I've actually met anyone, it's just a matter of listening to their conversations and assuming that you hate them.}
{222}{}{When of course that probably isn't true because I can get along with anyone if I absolutely have to.}

#Fixed parameter == 3
{230}{}{Oh here we go! A couple a few tables down just ordered lunch.}
{231}{}{The guy wearing a basketball tank top is having a veggie burger with fruit instead of fries,}
{232}{}{and his husky babe is just having a salad: it must be their first date.}
{233}{}{And what goes better with pigrat food than ice water with a slice of lemon?}

#Fixed parameter == 4
{240}{}{Sometimes I think if I could be anyone in the whole world I would be a magician.}
{241}{}{No, then I would hate myself more than I already do,}
{242}{}{but at least then I could make all of these people in the bar be more like me, or even make them befriend me.}
{243}{}{But then again I could become one of them,}
{244}{}{and only then would I understand the benefits of putting a slice of lemon in ordinary drinking water.}
