{100}{}{You need to hold the radio in your hand to use it!}
{101}{}{There is only static on the radio.}
{102}{}{The radio is not responding anymore.}

{200}{}{[The voice in the radio sounds a little bored] Perimeter guard here, what is it Lab Guard?}

{201}{}{Just testing the radio, Perimeter guard. One, two, one, one, one... do you copy?}#node999
{202}{}{Uhm, nothing really. How are you?}
{203}{}{We've got a full scale mutiny here, and we're taking a pounding! Get your ass down here immediately!}
{204}{}{I've got a message from the Commander. He told me to tell you that you can have the rest of the day off...}

{205}{}{Like carbon paper, Lab guard. Are you done yet?}
{206}{}{[the voice is more hesitant now] Uhm, we're fine, Lab guard. What happened?}
{207}{}{Holy crap! Hold on, we'll be right with you!}
{208}{}{What?! What the fuck are you talking about?!}

{209}{}{Yeah, I'm done. Over.}
{210}{}{Uh, all's fine. I just wanted to chat a little, heh-heh, erm...}
{211}{}{Yeah, he said that! Really! Uhm... you gotta believe me, come and check for yourself!}
{212}{}{Oh, sorry, I got him wrong. He said *I* could get a day off!}

{213}{}{Who the fuck are you?! You're not the guard! Well, it doesn't really matter, 'cause you'll be a deadman in a few seconds!}
{214}{}{These jokes are not funny anymore, you know? They never have been. Just cut the crap, all right? Perimeter guard over.}

#More talk
{215}{}{What is it this time, Lab Guard?}

{216}{}{Just one more test, sorry. I'm still having problems with this damn radio.}
{217}{}{This time it's serious! We've just got ourselves a full scale mutiny here, and we're taking a pounding! Get your ass down here immediately!}

{218}{}{Well, I can hear you loud and clear. Why don't you test the radio with somebody whom you don't hear well, eh? Perimeter out.}
{219}{}{Look, disturbing my duty the way you do with silly jokes and stuff is not a thing that's permitted within the Cartel! I've got your location pinned down, and I'm having some fellas take you out now!}
